Under The Streetlights - Part 3
Okay, here's the situation. I'm sitting at the supper table by myself because everyone else finished eating an hour or so ago. My mother's last words before leaving the room were, "You're gonna sit there until you eat every last bite of that cauliflower. You mark my words."We've got a citywide game of "Hide-and-go-seek" going on outside and everybody's hanging around my front steps waiting for me. And for the life of me, I can't muster up the strength to overcome this formidable obstacle. When it comes to playing outside at night, under the streetlights, with all of the other kids from Everett, I'd face any adversary, and defeat any foe, except for cauliflower.
My whole family has already gone outside to laze around on the front porch. I can hear them out there "shooting the ship" with neighbors. So while everybody else is carousing under the streetlights soaking up that cool easterly breeze that comes in off the coast after sunset, I'm in here all by myself staring at a mountain of ugly, nasty, cold, and yucky cauliflower.
I can hear all kids in the neighborhood coasting by on their bikes shouting, "Can Paul come out yet?"
"Just as soon as he finishes his supper," my mother's telling them. It's tearing me apart.
The important thing to remember here is not to panic. I do have a plan. After all, I'm from Everett. Growing up in Everett requires that you master the art of strategic sidewalk diplomacy. It's either that or you'll get lost in the shuffle and wind up shuffling along with the lost. Let me give you an example of what I mean.
I'll never forget the time when I was sitting at one of those great big oak tables up at the Parlin Library. I was doing some research for a report due in Miss Blake's sixth grade class at the Horace Mann.
To my left sat a kid I had never seen before, but I could tell that he went to one of the parochial schools here in Everett. I knew that because he was lugging around one of those blue cloth book bags that only the parochial school kids carry.
To my immediate right sat this really pretty girl. And I mean "really" pretty. She looked about my age. Once I got a good look at her I couldn't take my eyes off of her. She was that pretty.
I wanted to strike up a conversation with her in the worst way. My only fear is that she may look back at me and say, "Drop dead." They sometimes do. Breaking the ice with a girl is not as easy as it looks. They can be touchy sometimes. Believe me I know. I've got a sister.
Even still, I felt confident that I could pull this off. For one thing, I caught her peeking up over the top of her book at me two or three times already. She must like me. It's either that or she's wondering why I keep gawking at her like a drooling vulture.
For another thing, after all those years of watching the bigger kids strut their stuff in front of the girls down on Arlington Street, I should have my act somewhat together by now. Watching the big guys make their moves are the only examples of social interaction with the opposite sex that I've ever been exposed to at this stage of the game. And they seem to do all right.
I certainly haven't picked up any social skills at the Horace Mann, I can tell you that. They marched us out onto the school ground to dance the Hokey Pokey for about eleven minutes in the first grade and then they separated the boys from the girls for the remainder of our natural born lives. They were probably afraid we'd exchange cooties or something and infect the whole school.
Rather than just sit there torturing myself needlessly, I figured I'd take the initiative and step up to the plate. I'll just make my move cool and slow like the big guys do. So I leaned over on my right forearm towards her and said, "Excuse me? I was wondering if ... "
Before I could finish my sentence she snapped, "Do you mind? I'm trying to study. Some people, jeez. What a jerk." With that she gathered her things and moved across the room to another table. She looked back at me one last time with a look that said it all.
I've seen that look before. That's the look my sister gave me when I showed her the looey I hawked on the tree in front of our house. She said she was disgusted by it, but I think she was just jealous because she's never hawked a looey like that in her life. Knowing my sister like I do, she'd never come right out and admit it, but she was jealous.
Now of course I was totally humiliated by that girl's reaction. She certainly didn't look all that pretty to me anymore after that. I wanted to pull my jacket up over my head and slither away like a worthless low life, which is exactly how she made me feel.
That is precisely when my Everett sidewalk diplomacy skills kicked in. That's when I realized that there was no way I was going to let that girl get away with making a big jerk out of me like that. Hey, I'm from Everett - right? I've got the skills to turn the tables in a situation like this, and I have every intention of putting them to good use, believe you me.
I knew exactly what to do. I'll put her on a guilt trip she'll never forget. And I'll do that by making her look like the big schmuck. So I turned to the kid on my left and said, "Excuse me? I was wondering if you have a pen I could borrow?"
Did you catch that? I used the same opening words and just added a new ending. She never heard the initial ending so she never knew the difference.
And wouldn't ya know? She caught the whole thing. She was watching. I could tell by that look on her face that she felt foolishly embarrassed about the whole thing now. Whoever invented vengeance was a genius. It was probably a kid from Everett.
I played a couple of games of tic-tac-toe with that kid's pen to make it look official. Then I made damn sure that I thanked him ever so politely to twist the knife. After that, I gathered my things and nonchalantly strolled towards the door as if nothing had ever happened.
It worked like a charm. You should have seen the look on her face now. She even reached out towards me as I passed her by. I played it so smooth I should have won an Emmy. Damn, I was good. I never once looked back. She already had her moment. This moment was mine, and mine alone.
And that, my good people, was the extent of my social skills back then when it came to dealing with the opposite sex. I've got the Everett public school system to thank for my awkwardness. And I've got the kids I played with out on the sidewalks of Everett to thank for teaching me the art of strategic sidewalk diplomacy.
It's like Martha always told me. "You don't fool with the cool cuz the cool don't fool." That's another good thing about growing up in Everett. There were so many kids playing out on the sidewalk that you learned all of the necessary social skills you were ever going to need in life. Because of our friends, we learned how to get our act together.
Now is a good time to put that skill set into action again. I need to get back to our citywide game of "hide-and-go-seek." To do that I've got to find a way to deal with this cauliflower. Normally, I'd just go into the bathroom to fake a pee so I could flush it into oblivion. I can't do that now cuz my big sister's in there painting her toenails and yacking on the telephone. She'll probably be in there for the rest of the night if I know her.
What I'm gonna do is wait until every time I hear my mother's voice. That way I'll know she's preoccupied with something other than whether or not I'm eating my cauliflower. So as soon as I hear her voice I'll run over to the kitchen window and throw a large chunk of this crap down into the forsythia bush in Stanley's backyard next door.
I've got to do this one piece at a time because she keeps peeking in at me every so often to see how I'm doing. If it disappears all at once she'll know I'm up to no good. These things must be handled delicately.
Once I've accomplished that, the game doesn't end there. On my way out the door I've got to remember to tell my mom how it wasn't all that bad after all. She'll laugh and say something like, "See, if you had just eaten your vegetables like I told you to, you'd have been out playing with all the other kids a long time ago."
"Yeah, I know, ma. I wish I hadn't been such a big baby through it all," I'll say shamefully.
"Well at least you learned your lesson," she'll say. "Now go on out and play before you run out of time."
"Thanks, ma. You're the best."
I've often wondered if the Lassitors ever knew how much food I've thrown down into their forsythia bush over the years. It was all the kind of food that my mother said was "good for you." You know, stuff like broccoli, cauliflower, liver, and beets. Judging by how mother used that definition, I guess "it's good for you" is another way of saying, "it tastes terrible."
And now that we've got that out of the way, what do ya say we get back to our citywide game of "hide-and-go-seek?" This will give us the chance to really touch base with each other. It's been decades since I've run up and down the sidewalks through all of the different neighborhoods in Everett. This feels like the good old days all over again.
So if you're ready; I'm ready. Let's do it.
"Three - two - one - zero, ready or not, here I come!"
I'm gonna start the night off down on Francis Street to see if I can find Estelle. She's the youngest of four kids in her family just like me. She's got two older sisters, named Polly and Edith, and an older brother named, George.
One of her fondest childhood memories is when she and her friend, Frances, planted a peach pit in her side yard. That's the friend she walked to school with every day. Her mother's friend was an awesome cook who dabbled in homemade raviolis, mouthwatering dandelions, and scrumptious eggplant recipes. Sounds like I could have given her some of my cauliflower.
Oh, and by the way, did I happen to mention that Estelle was once a "candy girl" herself at the movie theatre down in Glendale Square? I'm really not sure if that was before or after she dated Junior. You'll have to ask her that yourself.
Estelle graduated from Everett High School exactly nine years before I was born. What a thrill it is for me to make friends with someone who grew up in Everett many years before my time. It really rounds out the "growing up in Everett" experience for me. And I truly thank her for that.
Okay Estelle, you're caught. I got your gools.
Next I gotta find Debbie from Russell Street and for a very good reason. She graduated with me. We've never spoken to one another. We never knew each other really. I knew her by sight from seeing her in the corridors of Everett High, but I never knew her name until we got our yearbooks.
If memory serves me well, and it usually does, our paths once crossed at a party one night somewhere in Everett. I don't recall us speaking to one another that night, I just remember that we caught each other's eye. That was it.
So anyway, she left me a message commenting on how I've never signed her yearbook and I never got back to her on that. I've been riding this guilt trip ever since. I'm gonna keep an eye out for her in my travels because my conscious is gnawing away at me like mad.
There are a lot of kids out there that I do know, but have no idea what street they lived on. Like Donna for instance. What I do know about Donna is that her aunt owned Anna's Variety on the corner of Cherry and Ferry. That's the store my dad always called "Little Anne's."
She's also one of the beautiful people from our flower power days. She often reminisces about all those first kisses that took place behind the bleachers at Glendale Park. As she so aptly put it. "I had the pleasure, eight years ago, of doing a concert in that very park. I will confess that between songs, I glanced over at the bleachers and privately grinned to myself for the aforementioned reason."
Donna's singing voice is one the most angelic sounds I've ever heard. Just the sound of her voice could align the planets in the heavens. I kid you not. And that is the quality of talent inherent in the kids from Everett.
Dorothy is another one for which I have no idea as to what street she lived on. I do know that she is a good friend of Paula's. You remember Paula. She's Leo's daughter. Dorothy still has some of the dishes her mother got as give-away so many years ago at the Park Theatre. Pretty cool - huh?
Then there's Frank who graduated from Everett High in 1972. That's the year after I graduated so that means he had to sit in class and listen to my senior class circle the school honking our horns on that victorious day of celebration. He also attended the old Centre School, and the Parlin, in his day.
He fondly looks back on all those milkshakes he had at Parker's Drug on Broadway, and buying cigarettes for his parents at Whalen's drug without a note because Mr. Cohen never asked for one. Other fond memories of his childhood growing up in Everett include the rich aroma of the coffee when you went into Kennedy's on Norwood Street. And of Gloria's Market where his mother bought cold cuts. And the fire back in 1968 that decimated the city block that housed the bowling alleys.
So to find Frank I'm gonna take a run down to the Silver Fox because I happen to know that he always had a soft spot for their delicious take-out fries.
I have another friend, also named Frank, who grew up down the Village. He and his brother, Ronnie, attended the First Methodist Church down on Norwood Street along with Gracie and I. What a small world, I'm telling ya. Hey, and Joe grew up down the Village, too, on Montrose Street. So we may as well get his gools while we're here anyway - right?
Which reminds me, Trisha grew up down the Village as well. As a matter of fact, she grew up in the very house that her mother was born in. She still has family living in that house to this very day. Now that's a dedicated Everett family for ya right there.
Next I'd like to coast down Walnut Street for all the memories I harbor from the days of my paper route about forty years or so ago. Hey, maybe I'll run into Bob along the way. That's the street he grew up on. He's about four or five years older than me.
Two things I do know about Bob is that he attended the Immaculate Conception, and he loved the twenty-five cent pizzas he got at John's sub shop on the corner of Hancock and Broadway. He never limited himself to any one sub shop, tho. He played the field.
He once told me about an incident that happened when he was buying a sub at Angelina's original sub shop, diagonally across the street on Broadway from where it is now. This happened around ten o' clock on a winter night. Because it was so cold outside, some guy came running into the store and got in line to wait his turn. In the meantime, he left his car parked along the curb with the engine running.
Minutes later, somebody hopped into his car and took off. And even though somebody had just ripped off his car, the guy never left the store. That's how important it was for him to get an Angelina's sub. Man, you talk about having priorities? That's gotta tell ya something about Angelina's subs.
Hey, so now that we're hot on the trail of the Immaculate Conception kids, let's see if we can't spot Dennis. He went there, too. As a matter of fact, he graduated from of the Immaculate Conception in 1969, and then later went on to graduate from Pope John in 1973.
One of his fondest memories about growing up in Everett is winning the Christmas raffle at the Park Theatre. He still recalls how excited he got when he heard his number called to go down from the balcony to pick up his prize. Way to go, Dennis. I got your gools.
It's getting late so time is really running out on this round of "hide-and-go-seek." On my way back home I'm gonna swing by Malden Street to catch Gary. Gary holds the unique distinction of being one of the proud members of the very last 9th grade graduating class at Parlin Jr. High School in 1977. After that it became a "middle" school.
Who amongst us does not remember our graduation day from the Parlin Jr. High? I really must tell you my recollection of that very day sometime. Not right now, of course, that's a whole nuther story in itself. That was one crazy day for me that I shall never forget for as long as I live. And neither will Lois, I'm sure.
Maybe on my way back home I'll run into Carol over on Vine Street. She was in Mr. Barbati's ninth grade homeroom at the Parlin with me, along with Stephanie, and Roseanne, and Mikey, and Janette, and Lois, and Bill, and Carol, and the list goes on and on. Carol sat in the first seat of the second row away from the windows. How's that for a memory?
If we don't catch her on Vine Street, she may be visiting her cousins, Peter and Diane, over on Irving Street. Diane graduated with us, also. Peter was a few years behind us. I know him well. Peter and I go back a long ways hanging out at Stevie's house on Malden Street with David, Mario and Mikey. Don't we, Peter?
I was hoping to find Jack tonight. He lived on Tileston Street, and then Winthrop Street, for a total of 31 years before permanently leaving Everett in 1974. And then there's John, but I have no idea what street he grew up on. I do know that he had Jim Micarelli for biology one year, and Andy Mastrangello for both homeroom and mechanical drawing another year.
Every one of us from that era absolutely loved those two teachers. They were great educators in every true sense of the word. Jack graduated in 1978. That was six years after I did, but he tells me most of our memories are the same. Here's another memory for ya, Jack. I got your gools.
Okay, that's enough, I've gotta go. I know we're having a good time with this, but if I get home too late my mother's gonna kill me. So come on, let go of my handlebars and let me go. Let's not spoil a good thing.
Think of it this way. If I hadn't thrown that cauliflower out the window we wouldn't have had such a good game tonight. And don't worry. We've still got a long way to go. There's still a whole bunch of people we haven't found yet.
If nothing else, we should learn a valuable lesson from all of this. For you see, we go through life wondering what all this is suppose to be about anyway. Little did we know how much of an impact each and every one of us have made on each other's lives.
So that's what this is all about, isn't it? It's all about sharing a little piece of ourselves with those who are making this journey along side of us. In your own way, you have made a difference in my world. And I in yours. Together we have made this journey what it is.
We've all been through the School of Hard Knocks by this stage of the game. We know it ain't all peaches and cream. Nobody ever said it was. Even still, looking back on it all now makes you realize that the good times we've shared are so precious that they honestly do outweigh the bad.
Sometimes I sit here writing these posts with a great big smile on my face. That is especially so when I start thinking about things like when my friend, Billy, the electronic whiz from High Street, used to say, "Say it, don't spray it" to his sister just to get her goat. Or when Martha used to say, "You best not be talkin about my Momma cuz I'll slap you upside your head."
Okay, so maybe I am a little crazy. Beaver and Scratch think so. After all, you gotta be a little bit crazy if you grew up in Everett, don't ya? And what fun is there if you don't let go of your inhibitions and act up once in a while?
Well, that's us in a nutshell, now isn't it? Sure, we're a little bit crazy. Yes, we march to the beat of a different drummer. We have to because - "We're from Everett!"




