Have Mercy
We all have our own set of reasons for the choices we make. There are so many alternative points of view floating around out there that it's hard to know what to believe. One thing you can make book on is that "the truth" is still "the truth" whether or not anyone chooses to believe it. I guess that's what freewill is all about. For example, there are millions of people out there who strongly believe that there is no more to this life than what can be seen with the naked eye. I, for one, beg to differ. For you see, there comes a time in everyone's life when they feel the need to plead for mercy from a higher authority. That is especially so when the clock won't stop ticking and the time is running out on my summer vacation. The first day of school is just around the corner. There is so much to do and so little time.
The end of summer makes me frantic. It always did. It imposes a sense of urgency upon me that I can neither understand nor control. I feel this deep-rooted need to manage my leisure time to the utmost of my abilities. Everything I do from this moment on must be done with the conviction that this "is" my last day on earth. I know that sounds crazy, but that's the way I am. Like it or lump it.
I'm mind traveling back to the last week of summer in 1963. John F. Kennedy was our President. We no longer called the "110 Wonderland" a "trolley" because it didn't rely on those overhead electrical wires to get around anymore. And we were still smart enough not to cross the street when the light turned green without the aid of an LED hand icon that said "Don't Walk."
With all that common sense going on you wouldn't think that something so simple as going shopping for school clothes would send my whole world into tizzy, but it did. Like I said, the sands are rapidly running out on my summer vacation. I wouldn't mind if we could just walk into the store, grab what I needed, and be done with it. That's not my lot in life.
To my mother, shopping for school clothes was an intricate science beyond any other phenomena in our mechanical universe. At the expense of sounding like a spoiled brat, I must admit that had I not completely lost it sometimes, we'd still be standing in the middle of J.M. Fields looking at the very first shirt she ever laid eyes on.
You'd think she was gapping the points on a Thunderbird by the way she examined a shirt. She'd criticize how the stitching in the collar didn't line up with microscopic accuracy. Not that it was anything you could see with the naked eye, mind you.
She'd hold the sleeves up to the light to see through the material to make sure that neither one of the cuff buttons was a sixty-fourth of an inch off center. God only knows why she never thought to bring a micrometer along when we went shopping for school clothes. It would have saved a lot of valuable time, especially since that time gets deducted from my summer vacation. You know what I mean?
That's not my problem right now. What's troubling me now is that we haven't even gone shopping for school clothes yet. I know it's coming so it hangs over my head like a rusty ax. I'd just as soon get it over with so I can concentrate on efficiently managing the rest of my summer vacation time with a clear conscience.
All I ask is for a little common courtesy. At least give me a ballpark figure I can use as a frame of reference so I have a rough idea of what to expect. Don't spring it on me all of a sudden when we're first and ten at the headlights of Cecil Johnson's car with just the length of the chain link fence in front of Mister Bowser's house to go for a touchdown. I hate that.
Because of that I'm stressed to the max and it shows. I'm on edge. I'm jumpy. And I'm getting on everyone else's nerves.
It wasn't my idea to get a game of tag rush together after supper. It was Jacky's. So just to be on the safe side, when we all sat down to the supper table I got up the nerve to look my mother in the eye and ask, "Are we going shopping for school clothes tonight?"
"Not tonight, you're not," she tells me. "I haven't got the strength to put up with the likes of you in the stores tonight." God only knows what she means by that. As if I'm the one who makes going shopping such a burdensome experience - right?
"I'm taking Julie out shopping tonight. At least she appreciates it. If there's nothing left in the stores this weekend that'll be your cross to bear. So there," she said with somewhat of an embittered air of arrogance.
She was somewhat taken aback when I lit up and said, "Thanks Ma, you're the best." That's not the response she had expected after having put me in my place, so to speak. She put me in my place all right. She put me smack dab into the end zone as far as I'm concerned. Look out world cuz I'm playing tag rush tonight.
Okay, so if we're gonna squeeze in a game of tag rush tonight before the streetlights come on let's not fart around. Let's play hard and fast. Let's give it all we've got. And I don't care what we've got for supper tonight. I'm gobbling it down and getting back out into the middle Arlington Street so fast it'll make your head swim.
So what do you think happens when I finally do get outside? You guess it. There isn't another soul in sight for as far as the eye can see. And right here from my front steps I can see all the way up to Ann's house on Foster Street, and all the way down to Earl's on Nichols Street. So where are all these guys who wanted to play tag rush after supper? That's what I'd like to know.
As soon as Stanley steps out onto his front porch I yell out to him, "Hey, where is everybody?"
"How should I know? I just got here."
"Let's go round everybody up. Times a wasting."
"I can't go," he shrugs. "I gotta go shopping for school clothes."
"You gotta be kidding me? We're won't have enough kids for a game without you."
"I can't help ya. My mother says I gotta go so I gotta go."
"Maybe you'll get back in time to join in."
"Don't hold your breath," he smirks. "I've got two sisters who love shopping for clothes. I may not get back until the middle of next week sometime."
That poor kid, I know what he's going through. In the meantime, I've gotta scrounge up enough kids for a game of tag rush. Let me run over to Stevie's house and grab him. Then we can head over to Jacky's house to get him. This was all his idea in the first place.
It sounds good on paper, I know, but I'm beginning to have my doubts after banging on Stevie's front door until my knuckles are raw and getting no response. To make matters worse, I just caught a glimpse of Jacky rolling down the street in the back seat of his family's car.
"Where you going?" I yell out to him.
"They're making me go grocery shopping," he yells out the window. "It shouldn't take that long. I hope." Famous last words - no?
So here I sit out on my front steps with my head hung low. I've got no one to turn to and nowhere to go. I look up into the heavens and ask, "Why have you forsaken me? What have I done to deserve this? Why now all of a sudden?"
The sound of a familiar voice breaks my concentration. "Are you all right?"
"Tommy? Where'd you come from?"
"Where is everybody?"
"Jacky's gone grocery shopping. Stanley's gone shopping for school clothes. God only knows where Stevie is. So much for our game of tag rush before the streetlights come on, huh?"
"Here comes Stevie now," Tommy pointed across the street. "I just saw Jack getting out of his father's car in front of his house about two minutes ago. And here comes Stanley running up the street with a loaf of bread from Vinnie's. He doesn't look like he's going shopping to me."
"Hey Stanley, I though you had to go shopping for school clothes?"
"I threw such a fit that my mother let me off the hook. She's just taking the girls tonight. She said I was too miserable to take shopping for clothes anyway," he laughed.
"Yeah, that's what my mother said, too. This is great. Let's buck up sides."
You'd think the world was our oyster the way we were carrying on. Truth is, there are so many obstacles to overcome to get a good game of tag rush together that we'll be lucky if we get off a single play before the streetlights come on.
First we gotta buck up sides. That, in itself, is an experience to behold. Nobody wants David on their team cuz he can't catch for beans. So first we buck up to see who gets stuck with David. Then we buck up to choose each of the other players.
It ain't over yet by a long shot because whoever gets stuck with David wants to automatically receive the opening kick off without bucking up for it to even the odds. So they even buck up over that, which in all actuality, is the same as bucking up to see who receives the opening kick off. Try to tell them that and they'll look at you like you've got two heads. As they say, "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
Okay, so we're finally out on the street and it's time to get this show on the road. We're kicking off to them, and I'll give you just one guess as to who we're targeting for the kick off. Yep, you guess it. We're aiming for David.
Hey, that's how the game is played. Half the strategy is to decipher your opponent's weakness and the other half is to hammer away at it unmercifully. That's what makes the game so much fun. Football is all about getting together with your friends to break each other's neck.
Running back the opening kick off sets the tone for the entire game. If the run back is a flop the spirit of your team breaks right then and there. That's why we're targeting David. Ten to one he drops the ball. We're counting on that. You can destroy your opponent's morale just by taunting them over the kick off return.
So you see, there's a lot more to football than just breaking each other's neck. There's a whole psychological mind game going on here. It's part of the over all strategy. And man, we were so ready for this. We even started laughing before we kicked the ball.
By now you gotta be wondering as to how David is taking all of this in. He's used to it by now, trust me. This kid has a great sense of humor. He doesn't take any of this personally and he knows it's no reflection on him as a person.
Look at it this way. He's as lousy at football as I am at baseball. He made Little League, I didn't. So when it comes time to buck up sides to play stickball, I'm the one that nobody wants. It's no reflection on me. I just suck at baseball and I know it. That's all.
It just so happens that this was one of those rare times when David leaped up and snagged that ball out of mid-air. Without missing a beat he cradled it and came barreling up the street towards me. This was like shooting fish in a barrel, or so I thought.
I had him trapped up against Cecil Johnson's car. He had nowhere to run. With both hands I stretched out towards him for the super tag of the century. All of sudden he turned rubber on me and twisted up like a slinky. I missed him. Do you believe it?
Luckily, Jacky was right behind me. He came down on top of David like a ton of bricks. David razzle dazzled back and forth and smacked his side up against Cecil's mirror. He was hurt. He stumbled forward towards the pavement, and then miraculously caught his balance and took off like a bat out of hell.
This was a once in a lifetime event to behold. Here was David booking it down Arlington Street with everybody else in frantic pursuit. Our arms were stretched to the limit and our fingers were only a fraction of an inch from his back, but he kept on trucking.
We got desperate when he made it past the headlights on Mister Lassitor's truck. His teammates just stood there gawking with their jaws dropped open. And to think, this was the kid they didn't want on their team.
Seconds later I witnessed something I thought I'd never see in my lifetime. I saw David raise both arms in victory as he triumphantly crossed over that imaginary line that runs from the streetlight in front Nadia's house to the fire hydrant in front of the Storm Shield office window. David had returned the opening kick off for a touchdown - unbelievable! I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't of seen it with my very own eyes. We were stunned. Who's laughing now, huh?
I gotta tell ya tho, we were so proud of David that we all gathered around him in a victorious celebration. He deserved that. And not only because it was so inconceivable that it was he who had pulled it off, but also because it was one of the best kick off returns I'd ever seen in my life. I'm not kidding ya.
Of all the games we ever played out in the middle of Arlington Street over the years, that is the one moment that stands out in my mind above and beyond all the rest. And yes, it happened a week before the Labor Day weekend. It happened on the night before I had to go shopping for school clothes. And it happened in 1963.
That was the summer before my stint in Miss Blake's sixth grade homeroom at the Horace Mann. That was the beginning of my last school year in elementary school. I was only one year away from becoming a bona fide Everett Junior High Schooler. Look out world. Here I come.
We're only weeks away from the Beatle's American debut. Up until now the airwaves were dominated by the likes of Paul Anka, and the Four Seasons. The teenagers still greased the hair back with Vaseline and rolled a pack of Lucky Strikes up into the sleeves of their tee shirts. It was okay to smoke on the bus. And hanging out at Vargis after school, and cruising the Parkway down by the Big Burger at night were still the cool things to do.
We stood on the threshold of changing times. We didn't know it then, but everything we were taught to believe would come crashing down all around us in just a few short months. The world as we knew it would never be the same again.
Before all of that, I gotta go shopping for school clothes. Seeing how misery loves company, you may as well come along for the ride. It's no fun at all when I've got to suffer through this by myself.
Don't worry, we're not heading out all over the planet to buy school clothes. Let me narrow it down for ya. Living with six other people crowded into a tiny apartment on the second floor of a six-family on Arlington Street is not something you do by choice. It's the result of your financial situation.
Being that as it may, we're not going to hem and haw over the fashions at Jordan Marsh. We're not going anywhere near any place like that. As a matter of fact, we're only going as far as the McGrath Turnpike. We're going to J.M. Fields.
All the way there my mother hangs over the passenger seat waving her finger in my face to lay the law down before we get there. The list of rules goes something like this.
1. "Don't make me have to whack you around in public. If I do you're really gonna get it when I get you home." ... sounds to me like I'm gonna get it before I get home if she plans to whack me around in public. Don't ya think?
2. "Don't rush me when I'm examining clothes. I don't want to have to turn around and bring everything back the next day because I missed something." ... as if - right? Let me tell ya something. If they had programmed Windows with the same tenacity that my mother uses to inspect clothes with, you'd be able to pull the "ctrl," "alt," and "del" keys off your keyboard and throw them away.
3. "If I tell you to stand up straight then do it without me having to scream it at you. If I have to raise my voice in public you're gonna get it, but good. And wipe that silly smirk off your face right now or we'll turn this car around and you won't get any new clothes for school?" ...is that a threat or a promise?
Seconds later we're standing in the middle of J.M. Fields and my yearly excursion into hell on earth begins to unfold. All my mother wanted was for me to look sharp for school, and I don't blame her one bit. "Your appearance is a reflection on your family," she always said.
The problem is that my mother's idea of "looking sharp" and mine are worlds apart. She was always on the lookout for that unique style that stood out from the crowd. I'm not kidding ya when tell you that my mother picked out clothes that you wouldn't put on a crash dummy.
I knew I was in trouble whenever her eyes lit up. She'd pick up the most outrageous shirt in the store and say, "Here, try this on."
"Ma, let's not waste our time trying on clothes I'll never wear."
"Why wouldn't you wear that? That's a good quality shirt."
"Ma, really, a pink shirt with a white collar? I don't think so. It's just not me."
"You have no taste," she'd snap at me. "Dare to be different. Variety is the spice of life."
Variety may be the spice of life, but the last thing I need is to stick out like Crazy Rosie when I go walking down the street. That's exactly what would happen if I didn't put my foot down sometimes.
Let me ask you. You come from Everett - right? Where would you place me in the neighborhood pecking order if I showed up at the Parlin wearing a pink shirt with a white collar, and pair of yellow pants? I know you kids from Everett. I'd get beat up three or four times before I made it to the corner of Arlington Street.
When I tried to tell my mother that she'd say, "Oh don't talk so foolish." The way she's sees it is that if it looks good on the store dummy it'll look good on me. And she was even fussy about that. "It's not a dummy," she insisted. "It's a mannequin." Well, it looks like a dummy to me, especially dressed like that.
"I want to find something nice for your school pictures that Aunt Grace will like," she says. Oh great, now I've gotta please my great aunt Grace to boot. This is like jumping from the fire pan into the fire.
My great aunt Grace was well up into her sixties the day I was born. She's still shocked and appalled over the fact that men go swimming down at Revere Beach without a striped tee shirt on. She thinks that's vulgar. If these women had their way they'd dress me up in pink shirts and lederhosen. Right about now is a good time to plead for mercy from a higher authority.
All this time my dad's gone off to drool over the tools in the hardware department. Lucky for me, he was standing right there beside my mom when I came walking out of the dressing room wearing an exact replica of that costume displayed on the clothes dummy.
He took one look at me, winced his eyebrows down into that really pee-owed squint of his, and shouted at me. "You knock it off and stop clowning around. Get that silly suit off and pick out something sensible. I don't want to spend my whole day shopping for stupid school clothes." Thank God for dads. That's all I gotta say.
"He didn't pick those clothes out, I did," my mother snapped back at him.
"I should have known," he glanced back at her. "You can't go dressing that boy up in a silly outfit like that. He'll get beat up. Pick him out some boy's clothes, for Heaven's sake."
"Those are boy's clothes," she shouts back at him.
For crying out loud, Paul, you're old enough now to know what you like. Go pick out what you want and let's get out of here."
In less than five minutes flat I picked out five shirts, three pairs of pants, a pair of shoes, socks, and a bag of underwear. I kid you not. From that day forward my dad took me shopping for school clothes right up until I got my drivers license.
1963 was the year we passed through the threshold of the Age of Innocence, and entered into the realm of a harsher reality. Even this day is somewhat of a milestone for everybody who grew up in Everett. For on this day I've published my 200th posting in the "We're from Everett" on line journal.
Together we visit the past to get in touch with our roots. It reminds us of who we are, where we come from, and what we're made of. We're not living in the past. We're rekindling what he had as a community and getting back together again in a bond of friendship and camaraderie unlike any other community on the face of this planet.
You knew there was something special about us all long, didn't you? We're not arrogant. We're not conceited. We're proud. And so we should be. After all, "We're from Everett!"



